Splendour of colours

Thank you, God, for all Your blessings.

Click on the following link for a sumptuous visual treat. Then pass it on to all you love.

http://www.greatdanepro.com/Just%20Colors/index.htm

genius... or, the trouble with being carelessly bilingual

A 15 year old in my class said two days ago, quite unabashedly, 'My dada (elder brother) is three months older than me.' When I observed that that is biologically highly improbable, she looked blank, and was demystified only when a few friends who had caught on faster explained it to her over giggles. She had meant her cousin, of course... most Bengalis refer to cousins like that, rarely pausing to think about complications it can cause.

Janmashtami

The ‘most complete avatar’ of God was born today. The street below me is thronged with merry crowds visiting the only local ‘tourist spot’, the Ram-Sita Mandir, and it’s awash with bright many-coloured lights, and the junk food vendors are making hay (mercifully they have spared me the loudspeakers blaring the same old bhajans they have been playing for nearly three decades now).

I have been musing. In the whole vast Hindu pantheon, Krishna is my favourite god. And not just for his balgopal roop, I was not telling the whole truth there (the last lines of that blogpost). I am thinking of Hari, and Janardan, and Ananta, and Gopal, and Jagannath and Keshav and Vishwaroop and Achyuta. But most of all I am thinking of Shyam Muralidhar Purushottam, Lord of Radha, the Ultimate Lover, of whom we mere mortals, despite our most strenuous and earnest efforts, can at best be only pale shadows, and that only for a  fleeting moment in time, to only a few…

Ask if you want to know what I have been thinking.

Without comment again

And some people tell me this is a worldwide phenomenon now...

(many thanks to Subhadip Dutta for sending me the cartoon)

Fish out of water!

A dead shark was found abandoned in a New York train, AP reports via my daily newspaper today; see this. Whatever will they report next?

Perhaps it did rain real cats and dogs somewhere sometime?

Zen and the art of enjoying family bliss

I stood outside my daughter's school for a long time the day before yesterday, wondering how I had passed by the same place so many times in my youth, and never dreamt that I'd be waiting there someday on the sidewalk, amidst the noise and the milling crowd and traffic  with such quiet, glad anticipation in my heart. And this morning I have been pottering around the house with mop and brush and duster and cleaning fluid, sprucing up my Kolkata flat, while my wife was flitting around, talking to me about all sorts of things as she does too rarely, and I can't have enough of. And having long and fun conversations in between with favourite old girls and boys over the phone and face to face about everything from new college experiences to expanding tutorials to movies to the globally famous ongoing quarrel between the old economists Amartya Sen and Jagdish Bhagwati. It's cloudy and windy, the lush green rain-drenched vista from the balcony is as appealing as ever, and I have been having a grand vacation, despite the migraine, despite hardly going out of doors. Rab tussi great ho, as the Punjabis say: You have allowed me to know bliss with so little.

Oh, and playing the fool with the neighbour's dogs. Catching my breath after running around to grab them both together for the ten second photo op...

Helicopter moms

See why I love cartoons? This is one field where I still believe a single picture can be worth a thousand words...

I hear that such moms have become a dime a dozen even in the US of A, which used to be at the vanguard of personal liberty once, and where it was an article of faith that children ought to be allowed to grow up as fast as possible, and left as much as possible to their own devices for best results.

I take pride in thinking that in this all-important sphere, too, I have been able to follow the rule of the Golden Mean while bringing up my own daughter. I have not been an irresponsible and negligent parent, but I have avoided being a dirigiste dad also, I think. My daughter might confirm it.

'The Society of Mediocre Engineers'

This is an essay after my own heart, and Saptarshi has excelled himself. For the sake of comparison, you can look up the post titled 'Engineer or bust' on my bemused blog.

Saptarshi's latest

My young friend Saptarshi Moitra has written a post in the best tradition of whimsical writing. Look it up here. Thanks and congratulations, Saptarshi.

Readers who are really interested may visit my earlier posts titled 'Pretty good doctors' and 'Of noses and other profound things' (the search bar helps). Indeed, it won't hurt if they explore this blog a little more on their own, either...

Oh, and yes, I almost forgot: Happy Birthday, America!

this and that

Three observations for now.

Driving through the old MAMC township the day before yesterday, I saw a young man galloping past on a horse. I kid you not. Too bad I did not have a camera with me...

This blog remains the poor cousin of the other one. Pity. My readers would not have regretted it if they had explored this one a bit more.

There are few men in my town whom I admire, leave alone respect. One of those is a poor cycle-van driver who goes by my house hawking cowdung manure. He alternately yells to tell people about his ware, and breaks loudly and tunelessly into shyamasangeet or some vaishnav padavali number immediately afterwards. Those who cannot figure out why I admire and respect this man will never know anything essential about me.

Oh, a fourth one. I am sick and tired of people laying claim upon my time without bothering to weigh their words and considering how I might feel reading them...they shouldn't mind that I ignore them completely. After very long and careful deliberation, I have decided that is the only sane thing to do. No man either has infinite patience, nor owes it to anyone. But that could be one reason why some might think of me being wantonly whimsical. Which is why I put this here.

Dwarf vying with giant

Chetan Bhagat, who's lately got too big for his boots riding on the admiration of millions of pinhead teenagers, was firmly put in his place recently by a man whose boots he is not fit to lick - see this - and I am happy.

Thank you, Rajdeep, for sending me the link.

A German who loves India

Here's something written by a well-known man, a man even more whimsical than myself. Read, and let him or me know whether, if you are an Indian, you feel sorry for him and sorry about ourselves. The man loves India despite everything! He can be reached by email at m.kaempchen@gmx.de 

The virus of consumerism, and how it was spread

This is hardly funny, but do look up this link, everybody. This is something I have been writing about in various ways for a long time, this is how it actually happened, and this is how the US, once a truly 'leading' nation in the proper sense of the term, has been polluting the whole world's mindset continuously since the time radio and TV spread around the world... if you know about the disease and how it is spreading, it is slightly easier to resist it.

Conditioners and such things

Wow, ten whole days have passed since the last post here, and I didn't even notice.

Yesterday I saw a young man, a college goer, buying conditioner for his hair. Funny, I have managed to spend and enjoy fifty years of life without feeling the need for such things. And it was a coincidence that the same day I read an article  in The Telegraph titled 'Secrets of beauty' written by Ashok Desai: the author, an economist of some repute, is advising Indians to work less hard and spend more time and money on looking good. I wonder how many readers will even understand that this essay was written with tongue firmly planted in cheek...

Nature's violent beauty

There was the most incredible hailstorm here late this afternoon. Seriously, I am not given to exaggeration, but I have certainly never seen anything like it with my own eyes in all my fifty years. One minute, there was a regular nor’wester raging, sky black, wind howling, rain pouring, the next minute there was the familiar rat-a-rat on the window panes, signaling the beginning of the hail onslaught, but unlike hundreds of previous occasions the noise rose to a thunderous crescendo, like a thousand machine guns going off at once, and I was so terrified all my west-facing window panes would shatter that I ran to open the windows, and the furious gust of wind laden with literally scores of hailstones the size of large marbles almost pushed me off my feet. Within seconds half the room was covered with ice, and so was my whole garden and the road in front: it was as though someone had suddenly covered everything in a winding sheet! Thank God the fury lasted only a few minutes, else heaven knows how things would have turned out. It is still raining as I write, but now it’s only a mild drizzle, and all the accumulated ice is visibly melting away. Soon enough it will be only a dream. This is the nearest thing to a snowfall that Durgapur will ever see, I think, located as we are bang on the Tropic of Cancer, but what a spectacle it was, how much more awesome, yes awesome, than a gentle, silent snowfall could ever be!

(The road in front, my garden, a close-up of the garden, and my doorstep half an hour after)

budding talents galore

I have been feeling a lot of things lately - as readers of the other blog will know - but humorous was not one of them. Still, I must admit people have been supplying me with things to laugh about every now and then. I notice, for instance, that the number of kids who, after ten to twelve years of schooling have virtually no grasp of spelling nor any clear idea about how to use number and tenses while constructing basic sentences is steadily on the rise, as also those who invent words like 'teached' and 'seeked' and 'catched'. And they all go to expensive private schools, mind you; also, many of them are going to land up in the so-called 'elite' engineering colleges in this country. I can name a lot of them from my own erstwhile batches.

As for knowledge of the world, here's a recent gem I discovered in a 15-year old's essay: 'Raja Rammohun Roy fought hard against the custom of sati, but it was emporer (I wasn't the one who misspelled the word) Akbar who finally abolished it. And this is one of the toppers in his class, too...

P.S., April 21: I was marking someone's essay yesterday, and I read that he was 'busy relaxing'. Speaks volumes about which way the world is going.

pop wisdom again

I read on a teenager's t-shirt today 'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the risk?'

I am not a sourpuss: I get the joke, and under certain circumstances I can enjoy it too. But, professionally speaking and as a parent as well, I cannot but wonder that parents who buy their kids such things also come over to seek counsel about why those kids are becoming cussedly lazy...

voices around the world

I often reflect upon the ways the world has changed since the time our grandparents were young. Thanks to cheap telephone and internet connections, people are now talking across the globe in real time all the time. A lot of people have to do it for a living: think BPO and call-centre operatives. But it's not an unmixed blessing. If you know about international time differences, and how people's body clocks and schedules differ, I mean. So when I am chatting with someone across continents and oceans, I must factor in the reality that I might be sleepy after a hard day, whereas s/he might still be groggy, having just woken up with a hangover, or wisps of a bad dream still not wholly cleared away, or just facing the prospect of another long working day ahead. Besides, one might be in a depressed mood while the other is feeling all chirpy and garrulous. Makes for a difficult situation, really, with chances of unfortunate misunderstandings galore... I leave it to your imagination, unless you have been a victim already, in which case you know, and you have my sympathies. I at least can afford to talk only to people who, I can more or less trust, like me and seriously want to talk to me. God's mercy on those who have to do it with uninterested and often irate strangers, day in and day out, to earn their living... 

Grace

'Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive', wrote the poet, describing the initial euphoria generated by the French Revolution, 'but to be young was very heaven'.

Well, to feel that kind of occasional exultation, you don't need to wake up at dawn, you don't need revolutions, nor to be among large crowds, nor even to be young. All you need is God's grace. And the luckiest among us are those who are showered with such grace now and then.

about an out of the ordinary mule

Read this most unusual article. I found it enchanting and deeply reassuring to know that even in this day and age, some people are wise and observant enough to think and feel like this. Do let me know about your reactions.