Just one day's harvest

Glancing through just two newspapers this morning, I found

·        Pantene advertising a ‘mystery’ shampoo,

·        Rock band U2 has been fined by civic authorities in Spain for rehearsing ‘too loudly’,

·        One man has killed his wife for giving birth to a girl,

·        Another has killed his daughter for having too many boyfriends,

·        Some judges have been caught cheating in a law examination they were taking,

·        A greedy and stupid college-goer who had bought 12 mobile phone SIM cards one after another when they were going cheap is now in trouble because the service provider had allotted 103 more numbers to her without her knowledge.

Aren’t people absolutely wonderful?