Politically incorrect!

·        Brats need the cane, not fancy therapists (but of course, monsters shouldn’t masquerade as teachers, either).

·        Women can’t have their cake and eat it too. (On those terms, few would want to be 'liberated').

·        The world owes no human a living (so out of work ‘intellectuals’ shouldn’t whine).

·        There are too many scientists around these days. They add much more to confusion than to illumination. They’d have been better employed as taxi-drivers.

·        The problem with education today is that too many lazy people want to make a good living out of it, and too many unwilling people have been pushed up to high school and college, when they should have been sent out to make their own living.

·        Don’t waste your time and money on a book or movie or game until the hype has quite died away.

·        Old wisdom: a team of doctors can be deadlier than a team of hired assassins.

·        Things are badly out of kilter when criminals get more social attention and sympathy than their victims.

·        Then  again, there are too many ‘victims’ around these days: constructing their victimhood is a large-scale industry. Nobody has to be good just because it’s a woman, or a Hindu, or Black, or very young or very old or whatever.

·        We cannot all simultaneously claim to be good people and lament that corruption is taking the country to the dogs.

·        If you have too many friends, there’s probably a big emptiness inside you.

·        The more the jargon, the less the content – that’s an ironclad rule.

·        When a journo or lawyer offers lessons in morality, run. Give me politicians any time.

·        There are four kinds of people in this world: those who have nothing to eat, those who are too busy to eat, those who live lifelong as parasites, and those who have stepped off the treadmill.

·        It’s a good sign if dogs and children like you (but beware – they liked Hitler, too!).